I may not look like the nicest person in the world, but I love to have a nice time. What's so wrong about wanting to relax and take it easy? Why is that so motherfucking hard for people to do? You know, this world may be going to shit, so we might as well enjoy it while it does. When I'm old and eating mush, I'd like to at least be happy about the way my life went.
Americans are some of the most miserable motherfuckers. They sit on their fat medicated asses and let technology rule them. "Let's workout. Oh, gotta get my Wii." "Let me read a book. Why read when I can download it on my ipod and listen to someone else read it to me!" It's the simple shit that people lack. For instance. What the fuck happened to manners? Automatic doors has taught people how NOT to say 'thank you'. GPS has created a void of humility because people don't get lost anymore and have to ask for directions. Hell, you can even order your dinner over the internet so you don't have to be courteous to people.
All I want to do is get a beach chair, pack a cooler, and smoke my ciggs in the sunset as I listen to my favorite band. Oh, wait. I can't even do THAT anymore.
