Saturday, January 29, 2011

I thought I'd help my mother out on Craig's List

 

 

$200 LIVE LIKE A KING/QUEEN (NH/ME border)


Date: 2011-01-29, 12:06PM EST
Reply to: see below


I know that this may sound far-fetched, but this is an actual posting. I'm not a creep; just a lonely old lady who has an empty nest. My son just moved out and it would be nice to have the company of someone else around the house. Call me crazy, but I'm willing to open my home just to fill the void in my heart. So, if that does not bother you, then finish reading the rest of this posting, Dear.

For only $200 a month! You might be asking yourself: Well, what the hell do I get for THAT? Let me tell you. You get a furnished bedroom in a two bedroom home, you get your laundry washed AND FOLDED every week, you get home cooked meals, you get FREE toiletries, you get FREE cable, FREE telephone access, your own bathroom and all the other things that would make you feel comfortable.

I am looking for anyone who pays their bills on time and cleans up after themselves. Your age does not matter, nor does your gender. Why is this room priced so low? Because it's your lucky day!

If this sounds like something up your alley, then please contact me at 207 475 **** so we can set up a time to meet. I can't wait to hear from you!

  • cats are OK - purrr
  • dogs are OK - wooof
  • Location: NH/ME border
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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