My Shoes Are Better Than Yours

“-Give me a topic”

-“SHOES”

Guys are like shoes.  They are.  Every female needs a nice pair of shoes to wear.  She needs a pair that isn’t like anyone else’s.  A gal like me (but not me since I’m on relationship lock-down) needs a pair of shoes that she OWNS.  Take that however you would like.  Two things that most females cannot live without are shoes and guys, mainly because they are so damn similar.  For instance, everyone knows that you don’t wear the same shoes to the gym that you wear out dancing.  Just like guys, I (or… pre-relationship Alexis) needs a different pair of “shoes” for different things.  Examples:

Gym shoes (health conscious guys that are in shape)

Dancing shoes (guys that like to paint the town red)

Dress Boots (guys that are flashy)

Snow Boots/Hiking Boots (guys that are rugged)

Flip Flops (guys that love the beach and are free spirited)

Casual sneakers (guys that are low-key and relaxing)

Designer shoes (guys with low self esteem; ones that are easy to knock around)

Barefoot (No guys necessary)

…and the list goes on.

With this in mind, also remember that shoes need to be replaced when they are worn down or when they go out of style each season.  And like most females, closets are full of shoes that aren’t seen by anyone else, but are just waiting to be worn.  These are the pairs that were gifts, maybe purchased on sale or even ones that were left behind by someone else.  Sure, the female has her staple pairs that are the most comfortable, but she always has options.

Oh, and FYI:  NO FEMALE ever buys a pair of shoes without trying them on first.  In order to commit, the shoes need to at least look good and feel good.  Sure, chicks window shop like crazy, but buying a pair of shoes without first walking around in them is like playing Russian roulette.