He resumes his geriatric ways and develops a slight case of narcolepsy...
My entertainment is worse than reruns of Nite Court. (I hated that show.) I wonder how much a "travel companion" would cost to employ. I've looked on the Internet and most people who have travel companions are old men looking for whores. Not a bad idea at all. My question is this though. If I were to pay a whore to entertain me, but we didn't have sex, then could I get a discount? Times like these, I wish that God had a direct line on his cell phone because this question is bound to keep me up all night. And you know what that means? Reruns of Nite Court...
