*Why on earth was I looked at like I was one of the greeters at Auschwitz when I was explaining this? It's simple. Pay attention so that I don't have to say this twice. (Well, technically this would make for the second time) PAY ATTENTION SO I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THIS THREE TIMES!
"But why?"
"Because it's a nice extension of their dicks. For instance. Take one of these chicks around here. Look at how cute they are. I mean, fuck, they look like broads that you would bang, right?"
"Uhh... Well..."
"Of course they do. Let me tell you something though. Over 99% of these bitches wake up in the morning looking like someone else. If it weren't for their fake hair, fake nails, maybe plastic surgery, cute clothing and makeup, MOST of these bitches would be 5's and under. Imagine how they would look Au natural."
"Christ almighty. It makes my dick want to crawl up inside me and hide."
"Exactly. So here is my thought on the whole thing. Females have an unfair advantage to guys. They have all this extra shit that they can do to create a facade, if you will. They can wake up as a 3 and transform into a 6 within an hour. What the hell can a guy do though? It's not like if he is ugly in the face, he can walk around in a pair of chaps so he can show off his monstrous sized ding-a-ling and sculpted ass from years at the gym doing squats. A guy can only work with what he has by so much and then he's pretty much fucked."
"Yeah, so what the hell does that have to do with a motorcycle?"
"The motorcycle is the guy's go-to accessory. Like a chick with a huge rack, a guy with a crotch rocket gets more play. Even if he is ugly by American standards, he's a point cuter in my book. He OBVIOUSLY likes to have fun and he has larger balls than guys without bikes. And what's better? A guy picking me up for a date in an automatic Audi or revving his bike outside of my window to let me know that he's ready to pick me up and take me to the bar for a couple of drinks and then go play with his arsenal of handguns in a vacant lot?"
"Jason Statham drives an Audi."
"Yeah, but he'd rather fuck an amputeed whore in the ear before he drove one that was automatic."
"That's disgusting."
"You mean classy, I think."
"Alexis, you make me sick sometimes."
"But, I still think that you are cute, so don't worry."
"Yeah, but I don't have a motorcycle."
"Which is why I'm checking that guy out right now on his Hayabusa. Fuck me sideways- I think I'm in love."
