That's what I said when my two friends and I recently went to a diner. Was it the lackluster food? No. Was it the repulsive bathroom? No. Was it the side of the highway location? Nope. All of those things are the reasons why I actually enjoy diners. So why did I do a double take and spew out the obscenities?
Because this dipshit of a waiter (our "host") sat us at our table, walked away and came back carrying this...
And that brought me down the path of mindbogglement. When I came to the end, I reiterated what was in my head and out came
"What the Fuck?"
