Are Those Boobs Or Moobs?

There it is again!  Uggggh...  I just want to hire someone to come over to my house and pull my hair out for me.  Who is this 'Jesse' person on this Dominos commercial?!?  For the love of God, can anyone tell me if it is a she or he?  It's like a scene from one of my nightmares, always in continuous rotation.  The Dominos commercial from Hell, out to ruin Alexis' life.  Just the other day I was busy... doing... something productive and just so happened to forget to turn the television off.  I'm alone in the house, I hear this voice and I jump.

(shudder) "Oh.  It's you again.  (angry eye-squint) Jesse..."

An electrifying jolt jogs it's fancy little legs down my spine when I hear this ...thing's voice.  And the most time consuming, brain cell wasting question of all:

                       Is this a boy or girl? 

I told my younger sister that she should give the Dominos tracker a nice little run (since I don't eat pizza during the month of September) for it's money.  What I wish I could say through her, plastered in the middle of Times Square, right on that electric billboard is:

"Jesse, what an amazing pizza.  You really hit the mark when I said extra cheese.  Just a question for you though.  Either you are a pudgy, prepubescent male with the voice of a choir boy or you are one of those androgynous lesbians that scare the shit out of me after I find out their gender when they hit on me at the mall.  I'm gonna put my money on you swinging an underdeveloped nut sack rather than having daymares of you (when I'm not even sleeping) each time your commercial runs across my television screen.  At any rate, keep up the good work."  Thumbs up from Alexis in NY.