...So um, like I was saying, some shit shouldn't be said. It just shouldn't.
Ie: "When you were on top of me (during intercourse) it felt like I was getting stomped out." -SSL
Not the nicest thing to say to someone who is 38 weeks pregnant, seeing as though most broads stop having sex when they are in their first and second trimesters. But, maybe he is taking on the feminine role and being cautious of le bebe. Quick question. What the hell did he think was going to happen? First of all, I gained 40 pounds, all of which are in my belly. Secondly, the fucking kid is the size of a mini linebacker and just waiting to emerge from the abyss. And thirdly, it's called BACKSHOTS, dickhead. But... I can see where that would pose a problem if you are just not into the person anymore. In THAT case, just man up and say it and stop wasting my time. No feelings lost, you know?
This shit is conjured up in my head and the next thing I know, I'm pacing the apartment thinking "crushing your stomach?... Felt like I was stomping you out?... What the fuck??? Since when did I gain THAT much weight?" Then, I realized that my new kitty, Charlie needed the fan on her because she was overheating. So I bent down, braced myself on the fan to unplug and move it, and the fucking thing collapsed under me while I fell on top of it. ...All 170 pounds of me.
